Oh give me a home page where web browsers roam And the spiders and search engines play Where my words can be seen upon everyone's screen And I'll be the Cool Site of the Day.
Oh I wanna be a webmaster, I wanna use HTTP In the World Wide Web there'll be no one as wonderful as me My page will be the Cool Site of the day you just can bet At WWW-dot-myDotSite-dot-net
Well, I found a site provider and I wrote HTML And I made a thousand links to sites that I can't even spell. With a CGI hit counter that has four whole lines of code, And a three-D rendered background that takes half an hour to load.
refrain -- the week
Well I bought myself a Macintosh and Windows 95 Page Mill and Netscape Server and a 4.2-Gig drive; My programs all have objects and my processors have RISCs And my software's backed up on about five hundred floppy disks.
refrain -- the month
Now I have a Cisco router and a satellite link dish And a realtime Ricoh camera taking pictures of my fish And an RC autogyro I'll be taking for a whirl Just as soon as I can figure out how to program it in PERL.
refrain -- the year
I'll be raking in the Digicash and Cyberbucks galore When a World Wide Web of customers comes browsing to my door I'll sell them cups of Java and instant iced N-T In recycled plastic mugs that have a photograph of me.
refrain -- all time
Oh give me a home where the web browsers roam I'll be staking my cyberspace claim To a place in the sun for fast money and fun And my own 15 minutes of fame.
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