I Wanna Be a Webmaster
            Copyright 1996 Stephen Savitzky.  CC by-nc-sa/4.0

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Oh give me a home page where web browsers roam
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And the spiders and search engines play
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Where my words can be seen upon everyone's screen
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And I'll be the Cool Site of the Day.


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    Oh I wanna be a webmaster, I wanna use HTTP
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    In the World Wide Web there'll be no one as wonderful as me
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    My page will be the Cool Site of the day you just can bet
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    At WWW-dot-myDotSite-dot-net

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Well, I found a site provider and I wrote HTML
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And I made a thousand links to sites that I can't even spell.
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With a CGI hit counter that has four whole lines of code,
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And a three-D rendered background that takes half an hour to load.

    refrain -- the week
Well I bought myself a Macintosh and Windows 95
Page Mill and Netscape Server and a 4.2-Gig drive;
My programs all have objects and my processors have RISCs
And my software's backed up on about five hundred floppy disks.

    refrain -- the month
Now I have a Cisco router and a satellite link dish
And a realtime Ricoh camera taking pictures of my fish
And an RC autogyro I'll be taking for a whirl
Just as soon as I can figure out how to program it in PERL.

    refrain -- the year
I'll be raking in the Digicash and Cyberbucks galore
When a World Wide Web of customers comes browsing to my door
I'll sell them cups of Java and instant iced N-T
In recycled plastic mugs that have a photograph of me.

    refrain -- all time
Oh give me a home where the web browsers roam
I'll be staking my cyberspace claim
To a place in the sun for fast money and fun
And my own 15 minutes of fame.



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