Three COBOL programmers quarrelled One night in the local bar Each one claimed that his payroll job Was fastest of all by far.
So number your decks, you hackers The keypunch is down the hall Bring on the bugs, you lazy slugs, Mine's the quickest of all.
The first said ``Mine is the quickest It's obvious at first sight We load up the tapes on Wednesday noon And finish by Thursday night.''
The second said ``Mine is faster The database stays on line We fire it up at eight am And finish by half-past nine.''
The third one said ``You pikers, You're starting your runs too soon-- The job that we run in the morning's done By the previous afternoon.''
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