The Terapin ``mine'' is a pocket-sized Linux server configured as a combination MP3 player, photo album, and USB disk drive. It has astounding potential, most of which is wasted because of the designers' evident lack of Linux experience. The interface is essentially that of a Windows peripheral, and it is impossible to access any Linux functionality during normal operation. Whether it is possible at all remains to be seen, though there are a few indications in that direction.