If you go out in the woods today you'd better not dress in white If you go out in the woods today you're in for an awful fight 'cause every Ewok ever there was is waiting there with weapons because Today's the day the Teddy Bears fight the Empire.
See the little Ewoks there, led by C3PO they're creeping through the woods today Catch storm troopers unawares, and set the Rebels free to win the day See them gaily lay about, They love to slay and shout they never have any cares. They may be armed with arrows and bows but they're still deadly foes Because they're fierce little Teddy Bears.
If you go out in the woods today you're in for an awful shock. You may get tripped on a hidden vine or crushed by a flying rock The Ewoks may be terribly cute but they are armed and know how to shoot Today's the day the Teddy Bears fight the Empire.
Bolas, spears and catapults they really get results stormtroopers are getting chased around. Ropes and pits and swinging logs are sending walkers sprawling on the ground What good are those laser-guns they're outnumbered ten to one the Empire's running scared! When evening comes they'll dance and they'll sing and celebrate victory Because they're brave little Teddy Bears.
I wasn't the only one to think this up; the LA FilkHarmonics beat me to it. Oh, well...
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