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Changing the Baby

Lyrics © 1986 Stephen Savitzky. Creative Commons by-nc-sa License Some Rights Reserved. .
To the tune of ``Waltzing Matilda''.

Once there was a mother, sitting in the city park,
Her baby was starting to cry and complain,
And she sang as she sat, and fumbled in her diaper bag
``It's time for changing the baby again.''
    Changing the baby, changing the baby
    It's time for changing the baby again,
    And she sang as she sat and fumbled in her diaper bag,
    It's time for changing the baby again.
Along came a wizard, who said ``I think that I can help.''
He thumbed through his books and took notes with his pen,
Then he smiled and went ``Zap!'' and the baby changed into a frog.
It's time for changing the baby again.
``You fool!''  shrieked the mother, ``Now change my baby back at once!
You ought to have known that was not what I meant.''
``Relax,'' said the wizard, ``I've dealt with side-effects before.
It's time for changing the baby again.''
The wizard bent down, and kissed the froggy on the nose,
The froggy changed back to a baby again,
Then he croaked in amazement, and changed into a frog himself,
It's time for changing the baby again.
``Kiss me!'' he cried, ``And save me from an awful fate
``Perhaps,'' said the mother, ``But I don't know when,
Right now I'm busy, just listen to my baby cry...
It's time for changing the baby again.''

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