Teddy Bears' Victory

If you go out in the woods today

you'd better not dress in white

If you go out in the woods today

you're in for an awful fight

'cause every Ewok ever there was

is waiting there with weapons because

Today's the day the Teddy Bears fight the Empire.

See the little Ewoks there,

led by C3PO

they're creeping through the woods today

Catch storm troopers unawares,

and set the Rebels free to win the day

See them gaily lay about,

They love to slay and shout

they never have any cares.

They may be armed with arrows and bows

but they're still deadly foes

Because they're fierce little Teddy Bears.

If you go out in the woods today

you're in for an awful shock.

You may get tripped on a hidden vine

or crushed by a flying rock

The Ewoks may be terribly cute

but they are armed and know how to shoot

Today's the day the Teddy Bears fight the Empire.

Bolas, spears and catapults

they really get results

stormtroopers are getting chased around.

Ropes and pits and swinging logs

are sending walkers sprawling on the ground

What good are those laser-guns

they're outnumbered ten to one

the Empire's running scared!

When evening comes they'll dance and they'll sing

and celebrate victory

Because they're brave little Teddy Bears.

I wasn't the only one to think this up; the LA FilkHarmonics beat me to it. Oh, well...