Hacker Paul Lyrics Copyright 1983, 1984 Stephen Savitzky. CC by-nc-sa/4.0. To the tune of ``Sam Hall'' (traditional). ``Sam Hall'' tells the story of a chimneysweep in the last century who moonlighted as a thief, and his defiant remarks on the way to the gallows. These days we have a different kind of spare-time criminal, who is more likely to be making his defiant remarks while on his way to the Bahamas. Oh my name is Hacker Paul, Hacker Paul, Hacker Paul. Oh my name is Hacker Paul, Hacker Paul. Oh my name is Hacker Paul, I despise you one and all, You're a bunch of users all, damn your eyes, damn your eyes. You're a bunch of users all, damn your eyes. Oh I robbed the city bank (etc.) So you'll know just who's to thank When your statement comes out blank, damn your eyes (etc.) Oh I never used a gun (etc.) A computer's much more fun, And they can't tell what you've done, damn their eyes (etc.) Now I work for Uncle Sam (etc.) And my taxes are a sham I've pulled off another scam, damn your eyes (etc.) Now I've robbed the IRS (etc.) For a billion, more or less, And their computer can't confess, bless its eyes (etc.) Online: http://Steve.Savitzky.net/Songs/paul/lyrics.txt Automatically generated with flktran from ../Lyrics/paul.flk.