Oh, there's no time to live like the present As the millenium is drawing to its close And I don't intend to say That we're facing Judgement Day Because I don't want to sound like one of those Who rant and rave that it's...
The End Of The World As We Know It
As computers all around us crash and burn;
Let's go live off the land
With our heads stuck in the sand
While we're waiting for the century to turn.
Now it isn't that I never trust my vendors And it's not that I'm preparing for the worst, But even though they say That everything will be OK I'm running backups on December thirtyfirst. Then shutting down before...
My credit cards are probably compliant But whenever there's confusion there's a chance. Since their system might forget The level of my debt I'll be taking out a sizeable advance I might get lucky at...
My banker and broker are certain There's no chance that we're heading for a crash But I'm taking all my stocks Out of my safe deposit box And converting my securities to cash Or maybe gold, before...
Now I don't want to sound like an alarmist, But even though I wish that I could stay, I have to go and pack Because I plan on looking back As I'm heading for the hills on Judgement Day To see the lights go out when it's...
The End Of The World As We Know It
As computers all around me crash and burn
I'm gonna go live off the land
With my head stuck in the sand
While I'm waiting for the century to turn.
} IT departments spent their New Year's Hunkered down and waiting for things to go wrong But my Linux box stayed sane So I went out and drank Champaigne; Good thing I didn't listen to this song 'Cause after all you know...
The End Of The World As We Knew It
Didn't happen and there was no crash and burn
Yes the partying was grand
As midnight passed in every land
And we waited for the century to turn.
No, the world didn't end as expected, Our doomsday plans will simply have to wait 'Til to our surprise we find Embedded systems lose their mind In January, twenty-thirty-eight When UNIX dates roll over on...
Where am I going? What am I doing in this handbasket?
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