Teddy Bears' Victory
Lyrics Copyright 1983 Stephen Savitzky.  CC by-nc-sa/4.0.
        To the tune of ``Teddy Bears' Picnic''

If you go out in the woods today
you'd better not dress in white
If you go out in the woods today
you're in for an awful fight
'cause every Ewok ever there was
is waiting there with weapons because
Today's the day the Teddy Bears fight the Empire.

See the little Ewoks there,
led by C3PO
they're creeping through the woods today
Catch storm troopers unawares,
and set the Rebels free to win the day
See them gaily lay about,
They love to slay and shout
they never have any cares. 
They may be armed with arrows and bows
but they're still deadly foes 
Because they're fierce little Teddy Bears.

If you go out in the woods today
you're in for an awful shock.
You may get tripped on a hidden vine
or crushed by a flying rock
The Ewoks may be terribly cute
but they are armed and know how to shoot
Today's the day the Teddy Bears fight the Empire.

Bolas, spears and catapults
they really get results
stormtroopers are getting chased around.
Ropes and pits and swinging logs
are sending walkers sprawling on the ground
What good are those laser-guns
they're outnumbered ten to one
the Empire's running scared!
When evening comes they'll dance and they'll sing
and celebrate victory 
Because they're brave little Teddy Bears.


I wasn't the only one to think this up; the LA FilkHarmonics beat 
me to it.  Oh, well...


Online:
    http://Steve.Savitzky.net/Songs/tbears/lyrics.chords.txt

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